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Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet
but then virgin mobile made fun of her
so t mobile stepped its shit up
it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s
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Ring around the rosie,
Wings are burning slowly,
Ashes, ashes,
They all
Fall
Down
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“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”
that’s cool as fuck though
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Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
#wrath of Pluto
Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools
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when people yell at you for stuff you can’t control
“stop being so nervous”
“there’s nothing to even worry about”
“stop raising your voice”
“why are you being so sad”
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okay so i was in class today and when we walked in this screenshot was on the board
our teacher told us that we were doing issues surrounding mental health and she asked us to tell her what this picture could be representing. naturally i put my hand up.
“its satan”
“yes good, the man shouting could possibly be representing satan, any other ideas?”
i cant stop laughing.
it is literally satan.
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what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
I’d fucking scream in horror and jump through my window
This really makes me wonder what your favorite fiction character is.
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i forgot i named my town in animal crossing my butt so when i started it up it said “Preparing My Butt” and i shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did.
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So taking an arrow to the knee is proposing, in Nordic, right?
And when you get married, they say you “tie the knot”.
So it turns out Gamzee was trying to marry Equius.
He just wanted to make him happy.
WHEEZE
WHEEZE
Hussie did you really
HUSSIE ACTUALLY GAVE A SHIT ABOUT US NORDICS
I AM SO HAPPY
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WHO ARE YOU?
WHERE CAN I FIND YOU?
I NEED TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.
DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND??!!
THIS BOY! ALL OF THE AWARDS!
Oh my YES!
This dude. Is brilliant.
Frankly I am more surprised it took this long for someone to actually do this. Kudos to you chap.
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